Since everyone seems to be posting on their feelings lately, I might share some of mine. Firstly, if you're thinking about posting anecdotes about your life, don't bother. No one cares. Your warden already knows whatever you're going to say from your file, so they don't care either. You're wasting everyone's time ( Read more... )

This is the worst thing. [Crane sounds young. And crackly. And sulky.] Why don't I get to be old? It's much better than being like this. I don't even know if my higher brain... [Pause. For a long second.] workings are working. I'm not leaving my room until it's over ( Read more... )

For reasons totally unrelated to the recent flood, I've recently turned my mind to the issue of barge romantic relationships. [Crane sounds awkward just saying it.] Frankly, I'm confused as to why anyone could ever think that it ever would work out. Ignoring numerous public examples of messy arguments between wardens and inmates alike, I've never ( Read more... )

I'm not going to talk about what happened during the flood. Deal with it.

[Pause, before continuing on.] And you know what else? I'm done. I'm finished with this wider barge program. I officially do not care about what any other warden does except my own. Almost none of you deserve to be a warden. You victimize your inmates, you victimize other ( Read more... )

There is nothing more irritating than a lack of filters. As a general observation, wardens seem to assume that inmates are somehow breaking the rules every second private conversation. Instead of the reality of the situation, which is a large amount of endlessly banal conversations we tend to want to have without wardens analyzing every minute ( Read more... )

( Just another warden-inmate activity )

Public service announcement, barge. Apparently the Batman has made some sort of agreement with the Admiral. You can find him poorly disguised as Bruce Wayne.

Please, do note that he's perfectly willing to be violent provided you offend his delicate sensibilities.

Eames, I need my filters back. Right now. [Lol, not gonna happen in time Crane.]

I'm curious as to whether this type of event only draws in people who have previously been on the barge. [Pause.] Not to mention if it's really them. You could all be talking to the Admiral for all you know.

Eames. You need to stop whatever you're doing and come to the dining hall. Right now.

[Crane is holding up his journal awkwardly with one hand and trying to stop his bleeding nose with the other. He's pretty obviously been hit in the face a couple of times ( Read more... )